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Friday The 13th

Now Friday the 13th isn't always terrible

I turned 16 on Friday the 13th..

have I gotten my license suspended?... Twice.

wither that be because I'm a terrible driver or just UN lucky... I'm deciding the later

Not to mention

 I'll be turning 21 this year on non other than ...

Friday the 13th

Excited to see what this year brings me!

...Moving on...

Last night I did something that I'm not sure I'll ever regret

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I put up a for sale ad for the dog on the right, formally known as booger. It went as follows:

Dog For sale: Black Lab, Loves Music, Shoes, Coffee Tables and Recently Discovered......

Let me Share with you what that "sweet" puppy looks like behind closed doors

ahhhh

there he is!!!

Adorable isn't he!?

Tuck has  pulled way to many straws with me and ONLY me

Jake has had NO effect what so ever

We'll begin here:

We All remember This:

If not ,you can read more on this "accident" Here

well it continues ...

Shoe # 1

Destroyed, the inside has been ripped out and there are millions of booger marks

ALL OVER!

Shoe #2

These are/were my all time favorite lounge around shoes

and along with shoe #1  he went for the inside and ripped out all the fur!

Shoe #3

A broken heel!!?

okay okay okay

That wasn't booger that was me, I've never had a heel break on me it was an awful experience

But I'm blaming booger anyway only because he's already in deep

Continuing

Do you see it!?

I spy something with my little eye.. something that has been destroyed!!

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Lets take a closer look

aww booger you shouldn't have!

he was just helping me give the table that rustic look!

no, no.....

lie

Those are chew marks!! Boooooooggerrrrrr!!!!

Lets count how many straws that was:

well there was the:

35 + Cd's #1

3 Shoes..

okay I'll cut him some slack

2 and 1/2 Shoes #2

My Coffee Table #3

Well lets do the math

Join me!

35 Cd's + 2 1/2 shoes+ 1 Coffee table =38 1/2

By this point in the race for most people Tucker would be a dead dog

I think I've done pretty good considering the fact that he's eating only My belongings

Last night was the LAST straw

I had lost it!

Literally

my sanity was gone

After work I went home let the dogs out and fell asleep on the couch

BIG MISTAKE!!

Now, I'm not sure how long I was asleep for, but I woke up to the most horrifying sound.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip rip rip riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiPP tearrrrrr Desstroyyyyyyyyy

I slowly turned my head in the direction of the sound,

and all I see is Foam!

What..... The...... H E Double hockey sticks!!

Brace yourself, viewer discretion is advised

THAT would be my leather couch

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Looking at it puts a pit in my stomach

After debating about wither or not to go up stairs and get my gun

I came to my senses ... if that's what i could call them

Lets just say tuck Learned his lesson

Some people have told me he only eats my stuff because he "loves me"

I beg to differ

After Husband came home

my sanity slowly but surly returned

Tuck and I WILL NOT be on good terms for quite a while

he is grounded for the next week

It was going to be for a month but Husband Jake Talked it down a little

No walks

No treats

No pet co runs

No cuddling

This Pup is going to regret ever Looking at that couch

As Jake and I crawled into bed last night he kept trying to convince me that it could have been a lot worse

and in the moment I highly disagreed and told him to stop sticking up for tucker

This morning I couldn't help but try and make myself feel better about he situation and well

Jake was right...

The question at the end of this video is what I need answers to..

"What do you do?!"

Project in the making stay tuned!